It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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