lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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