would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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