Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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