It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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