There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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