Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
