i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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