i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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