I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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