I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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