All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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