gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
