i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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