Got a toothbrush?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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