Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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