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(831): View more from California

It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.

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(415): View more from California

The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

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(408): View more from California

Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise

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(563): View more from Iowa

I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so you are graduating this semester.

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(425): View more from Washington

I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.

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