Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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