singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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