So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I need water and some morals
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
