You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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