i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i barfeds in our rink
that's an acceptable place to lick
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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