Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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