So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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