why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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