He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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