So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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