i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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