We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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