i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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