And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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