I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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