i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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