Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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