Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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