dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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