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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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