your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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