That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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