Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So much rum. So many feels.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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