Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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