dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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