And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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