found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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