Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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