so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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