Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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