Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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