you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
pop tarts are not kleenex
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
