what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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