Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
