dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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