You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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