I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
