God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize
