Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
