for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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