I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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