so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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