I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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