That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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